I was majoring in Xenopsychology at the new UN school. They had a program where you could get a free ride up to the liner, when there was one in orbit, and get paired up with a visiting scientist.
I somehow drew this Chririoire botanist who was almost as exited about Earth’s greenery as he was about his immense Chririoire pornography collection.
They have five sexes. You can imagine the permutations. I watched some of it with him.
The second I got back down to the surface I went to the Administration building and applied for a change of major.