Why won't they go in the water? With flesh rotting off, they couldn't have much buoyancy. But they could walk along the bottom, right? I wonder if it's too hard to move in the water. Seems hard enough on dry land. Maybe the fish nibble at 'em, who the fuck knows. Oh, here's some more people waving from the shore, stupid shits. Swim! Swim the fuck out! I'm sure as hell not taking this houseboat near the dock!
God, I'm glad she got the house in the divorce. I bet she's been eaten by now. Take that, you ungrateful bitch.