SF Drabble #3 “What Every Asteroid Belt Miner Wants For Xmas”

Buy the new Sum Of Human Knowledge iPod(tm). Contains every book ever written*, every song ever recorded**, and every movie ever made***, plus plenty of space for your own personal media! Available in eight colors. Integrated phone and PDA with lifetime free netcon****. Only 4,299 IC at your neighborhood Apple Store!

*in audio book format

**songs which appear on more than one album by the same artist will not be duplicated.

***not including ratings X or XXX.

****other charges may apply. Netcon may not be continuously available offworld. Apple not responsible for outages due to terrorist netcon interruption.

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