I joined the Deacons right after getting out of the Army. They’re always looking for urban combat vets. Pay ain’t as good, but there’s less risk, short of large-scale rioting. After training I requested a post in my hometown, Harrisburg, and they gave it to me. So one Sunday morning I ran into my high school Biology teacher, the smartass one who gave me a D. So I violated him on a 12-43, Failure To Perform Observance. Turns out he had some anti-soc priors, schismatic stuff, so they gave him 3 years re-ed in Arizona. Revenge is sweet, ain’t it?