Even during the zombie apocalypse, there are quiet moments. My girlfriend and I were holed up in the loft of some old barn, you know, in the hay. We started talking about our top ten lists… you know, where you pick ten celebrities your partner has to give you permission to have sex with if you ever meet them. Most of hers were actors, a couple football players, you know. Andy Roddick. Mine was all actresses and Victoria’s Secret models. She said it was weird how they were probably all dead now. Then we totally did it in the hay.