You know what? I’m glad it happened. Somebody’s got to say it, and it might as well be me. I mean it too.
People earned it. With their misogynistic hip hop and their reality shows and their trendy clothes and their Starbucks twice a day and their synergistic marketing for comic book franchise action movies. They deserved it. They were zombies already.
Now, I don’t know what the world is going to look like when this is all over, but I’ll bet you anything, assuming I survive, that no one will care what club Lindsay Lohan went to last night.