Zombie Drabble #111 “Mercy Mercy Me”

Listen, I’m not sick, not sick, not really. It’s just a cold, I’ve had it all week. I didn’t get bitten. That’s just a scratch I got climbing over a fence. I swear.

Are you listening? Seriously, I’m perfectly all right. Let me get a shower and a good night’s sleep and I’ll be fine.

Okay, really, you’re making me nervous here. Can you just… point that away? I’m fine. Come on, man. You can see I’m fine.

Can’t we be reasonable about this? Please. My wife’s out there. My kids are out there.

You don’t need to do this.

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