“Jeannie, hold on, there was just a huge crash outside, could you hear that on your end? Lemme look and see what it was. No, like a car cr… yeah, into the light pole across the street. It’s all right, there’s a couple people out there already calling on cell phones. No, he’s getting out, he looks all right… oops, he just threw up. Poor guy: Not only sick but now he’s gotta fix his car and pay for the light pole. What? Yeah, a lot of people. John didn’t go to work Friday. I think I’m getting it myself..."