Zombie Drabble #146 “Handbook”

“Hey, look at that one.”

“Huh? Which one?”

“That one. That’s that guy that wrote the book.”

“What are you talking about? What book?”

“The book on how to survive a zombie outbreak. I saw them interview him on T.V.”

“Okay, so?”

“Well, I mean, he’s a zombie.”


“So, does that mean the book is full of shit?”

“Fuck, I don’t know, Shay. Maybe he got the disease and turned, never got a chance to try to survive.”

“Man, that’s sad. Anyway, do you think we should stop using it?”

“Using what?”

“The book!”

“Hell, it’s worked so far.”

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