We get calls about strange noises, odd smells, even weird lights. Sometimes we even go by to check things out, make sure nothing’s burning down; but we always end up telling Mrs. Friedken — it’s always old lady Friedken calling — that if nobody’s hurt and nobody’s breaking the law, there’s nothing we can do.
There aren’t any missing kids in the county, that’s a lot of talk. Nobody’s pets have gone missing, either. From what I understand, that incense they burn is ordered right out of a catalog.
They’re just witches. I wish everyone would calm the hell down.
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