I was real, real thirsty. I know that’s a stupid reason to just drink unidentified blue liquid, especially when it’s in, like, a science beaker or whatever, but it’s not like I knew it was all important. And, really, if you’re gonna leave some really important experimental potion around, you probably ought to label it.
Anyhow, I know you said the antidote would take some time to figure out, but I’d appreciate it if, until it’s ready, you’d go to CVS and get me some razors so that I can shave off some of this fur. Like, preferably a 20-pack.