This is Orbital Eddie counting down the hits for all ground-pounding little shits. I’ll be streaming everything that’s fit to play through my geosynchronous satellite array, but first: the news.
The Big Apple says okay, the Red Planet says no way: United Nations proposal for limited self-governance rejected by Interim Council, says Martian shadow government representative Orenthal Majors. Secretary-General Yung So Kyu refuses to take military action off the table, and Earthside ‘Free Mars’ supporters respond by emailing him physics e-textbooks.
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