"Ordinarily we'd call it in, then open up the cell and take the body straight to the infirmary. But we haven't touched the body. We haven't even opened the cell," the guard said, as if his sensibilities were offended that proper procedure hadn't been followed. "Orders."

"Orders from who?"

The guard shrugged. "Warden doesn't tell us everything." His partner nodded, knowingly.

Last time I was at Sanctuary Island Penitentiary it was besieged by Project Dreamland's erstwhile rivals, the group we called 'the Romans'; since the battle, it had been repaired and reinforced, the staff redoubled and retrained. The new Warden had 86 days without an incident.

Yet here was Methis, lying cold and dead in a locked cell. His face was a hardened mask of surprise; there wasn't an obvious wound, but there was a trickle of blood below one nostril.

"Security camera?"

"One here in the corridor looking in, one built into the ceiling of the cell looking down. Both stopped working at the same time. Cameras go out, we walk down and eyeball them right away. That way knocking out a camera brings a guard instead of keeping one away. We got here, found this."

The odds of two camera failures and a death by natural causes all occurring simultaneously were too remote to consider. Interfering with electronics, shielded electronics, that could be any one of a dozen gadget guys, some of whom were inside this building in cells of their own. "Go check Game Player, Hargrove Mud, Panix, and Micro. Make sure they're in their cells. And Tic-Tac, while you're at it."

There was another, more uncomfortable possibility: a vigilante Cape, someone with some innate electrical power, someone we weren't familiar with yet. I continued, absent-mindedly, under my breath, "All bets are off."


"Go on."

"Sir." The first guard ran down the hall.

He thinks I'm in charge. Orders? Why did D1 send me to look into this, anyway? "I need to know how he died."

The second guard began, "I'll have him taken to the infirmary right a—"

"No, leave him for now. We'll send our techs with a van." I took out my phone. The guard was hesitant. "We have a better lab."

"You're the boss."

McLeary had been a cop for a long time. "No physical evidence to speak of at the scene. Nothing under his fingernails that didn't belong there, no sign of a struggle, no forced entry. The cell door logs every time it opens, and for how long, and it hadn't been open since breakfast, and our boy was fine then."

"Who'd want to kill Methis?"

McLeary was clearly thinking, 'who wouldn't?', but what he said was, "No idea. All the other inmates are accounted for and safe. We'll look into victims, victims' family members, next of kin. Maybe someone with a grudge just developed powers." He looked like he had a bad taste in his mouth. "But this doesn't feel like some newbie lashing out. This feels pro."

You always know Mandy's coming: it's the heels clacking on the marble floors of Dreamland Headquarters. I feel like she wears them for the attention it brings, and I'm not complaining. We suspended our conversation to wait to see what she'd say. She didn't disappoint us. "It was his brain."


"No. It's missing. Like it was scooped out with a melon-baller. Only less traumatic. More like, poof, no brain. Not even residue."

"You haven't seen anything? No visions?"

"Nothing. And D1 doesn't have a predictive scenario that explains it either."

The self-aware supercomputer at the heart of Project Dreamland is capable of some frighteningly accurate predictions, but the mutations that result in Capes are inherently unpredictable. We're D1's blind spot, at least until we act. Once we do, he can start folding us in as data, writing algorithms that account for us. Until then, an emergent Cape is a land mine waiting to be stepped on.

"Teleportation?" McLeary wondered.

"Maybe." I shuddered. "It'd have to be super-accurate. And at a distance, too." They were still reviewing all the security camera footage, but so far there wasn't even a hint of anyone unauthorized having been on Sanctuary Island within the necessary timeframe.

"Or they were invisible—"

"If you're invisible, why knock out the cameras?"

"If you're doing it all remotely, why knock out the cameras?" Mandy retorted.

McLeary cleared his throat. "So we'd know immediately. To bring the guards. So someone would see that he was dead right away."

"'Here's what I can do. You're not safe'. Something like that. It's a calling card."

"Pretty much. Sanctuary Pen is three kilometers from the nearest building on the mainland, and two kilometers of that is open water. Our melon-baller could have been anywhere outside that radius, doing his thing across the bay. If he can do that, he can kill anyone, rob any bank, lift any hard drive. He can steal warheads from silos." McLeary would have sounded amused to a stranger, but I knew him well enough to hear the hint of panicked mania in his voice. "There's no such thing as a locked room to this guy."

"Don't sweat it."

"Don't sweat it?!"

"We beat a god. An actual god. Remember that? This guy, whoever he is—"

"Or she," Mandy pointed out.

"—Or she, we'll find her. Or him. Whichever. You'll see, it's—"

I've told you before: the ability to run as fast as I do of necessity carries with it superhuman reflexes. Or maybe it was just my good luck that they came together so I didn't end up splattered across the side of a building somewhere. When McLeary's face froze, and he began to drop like a ragdoll towards the floor, I was behind him and holding him up before Mandy could begin the blood-curdling scream that followed.

Doctor Chowdhury did the autopsy personally. Mandy didn't watch this time, though we all waited outside. Roland McLeary's brain was gone, just like Methis'.

I'm motherfucking coming for you, melon-baller.


  1. Good response to the challenge. I really liked how you approached the lockwd room aspect in the challenge. I am curious as to what the villian does with the brains, or if he only does it for a dramatic death.

    Thanks for sharing!

    1. Thanks for reading. :-) I'd imagine we'll find out one way or the other. ;-)

  2. Hmmmm sounds like someone cast plane-shift on a zombie... Oh wait, wrong genre :) Sounds awesome!

    1. Lol, yeah, also I don't think the zombie would be able to eat it that quickly and neatly either ;-)