Zombie Drabble #16

I did it exactly like that hot army guy taught us: wait till they’re close to light it, then throw it hard at their feet. You don’t throw at them, because if you miss it hits behind them and it’s wasted. Do it right and the alcohol splashes all over their legs and catches fire, and then they catch fire, and you run away. They don’t even scream, they just kind of moan louder and eventually they fall over. This one zombie, it was all bloated, and after it had burned for a while, it fuckin’ exploded. Swear to God.

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