I don’t know what else to say. They tell me I’m being ridiculous, that I’m exaggerating, that I’m being racist. That I’m not their mother, and that they’re adults now and can do what they like. College is all about new experiences, after all.
Oh, and, I am told that vampires are just misunderstood. They’re basically good, they just want to be left alone. They invited us to their warehouse party because they want to have a good time, because we’re cool.
I’ll know when they knock, when they have to ask to be invited into their own dorm suite.