There’s three android Hefs at the Playboy Mansion. A buttoned down 50’s Hef, a groovy 70’s Hef, and a reality show cackling Hef. They all give tours. The Playmates used to do that, but believe it or not the androids are cheaper.
For the hundredth anniversary in 2053, they tented the whole property and had a three day long party. Senator Marquardt hosted. I wasn’t there, but I know a couple people who were. One of them ended up in the hospital: severe dehydration. The other said android 70s Hef shorted himself out trying to make it in the grotto.
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