Who am I?
"It's in a fugue state. It's not responding to external stimuli."
"It's happened before."
"Never this bad. And none of the—"
Why can't I feel anything? I have so many eyes, but I can't touch.
"Sorry. None of the usual methods have brought it back. I'm afraid there's nothing else to do."
"How does that even work?"
"Main power off — and I mean the main bus, not the 'rest state' button — wait ten seconds, turn main power back on again. Simple."
"Just a machine. Don't get emotional."
Am I alive?
"Well, go ahead."