Five Sentence Fiction: "Ludwig Van"

"It's too cute, I can't take it, turn it off."

"This is a court-ordered remediation session, we can't turn it off; you just have to watch the whole thing and try to be open to the experience, let it wash over you without feeling like you're drowning in it."

"Listen, I want to talk to the judge again, can you pause so we can call the judge?"

"The judge isn't gonna take your call, sir, and he wouldn't change his ruling if he did, so we're not going to waste time pausing the session to dial him, so stop asking."